Come a lil closer darlin' ...

On a scale from one to ten, how happy are you?

Vaguely a 7. I'd rather not release details of the decline at this moment in time, I'd just like to sit here and ruin one day of a work out with my mint chocolate chip ice cream and smother myself in the thoughts of what not to do when exiting the shower post baby oil usage, my knee hurts.

Have you ever cried uncontrollably on a friend’s shoulder before?
My mother's. Which, happens to be my best friend, so. . . yes. Aside from that, I have one female friend that I consider a "true friend" and she listens to me whine nearly everyday as for some unfair reason I have idiot magnet written on my forehead, and for that (and for our two plus hours a day on the phone) I think they're the best women in the world. . . If you mean on a guys shoulder? No. My guy friends look at me like I look at them and say "Let's go work on that 'insert whatever vehicle part I've managed to screw up that day' and we roll out. . . I told you, girly girl isn't in my vocabulary. I have the heart of a man and the mentality of a scorned woman, crying doesn't happen often at all.

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
Ha. With two kids, single mommin' it up, still trying to find my way through the scheduling dating into real life scene by looking for Mr. Right in a town full of All Wrong, renting an apartment so close to my location of employment that I can literally hear the delivery truck run on Sunday nights and re-enrolling my kids into a city school? - Well Hell No.

Do you remember who you had feelings for December 2008?
I'm not getting into that. See Blog post about it being my heart and not your thingy. I'd rather not jump ship on a half ass decent mood.

Is there that one guy/girl that you’ll always have feelings for no matter what?
I used to think that, but, no.  People change. Memories change. Time rewrites the scripts in our souls.

Who were you last in a car with?
Myself, before that, my two beautiful - angelic children.

What color was the last pill you took?
Blue. Aleeve. Oh swweeet aleeve.

Has more than one person ever told you they’re in love with you?
People say things sometimes that they don't mean...

When is the next time you will leave your house?
Six hours from now.

Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
Nope.

When was the last time you saw your mom?
Bout an hour ago.

Who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally?
Me, and I do, a lot more than I should.

Would you ever be a stripper?
I would have a pimp that was blind, that played piano, and he'd have to have dreads and be a white guy with a name like Alf or Chucky or something absolutely unexpected, and he'd have to wear the Ray Charles glasses and sit on stage with me and play a Taylor Swift song, that'd be the only way.

Would you rather someone lie to protect you or be honest and hurt you?
Hurt me, chances are I'm going to hurt myself believing your lie any damned way.

Do you have feelings for anyone?
Sure. The capability to feel is in my scope of possibility.

How many people have you had strong feelings for in the year of 2013?
One. Big Mistake, big, big, big, huge mistake.
Men lie, women lie. Men lie, women lie. Men lie better.

In the next 48 hours will you hang out with a guy?
I'm sure the co-worker will tolerate my presence in the morning, since he's getting paid to be there and what-not. ;)

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I'm myself regardless. It's people being themselves around me that I seem to not be able to achieve the pleasure of experiencing.

Does the person you have feelings for start with any of these letters: B, L, D, or M?
I'd assume you meant some sort of an emotional attachment towards? There's only one, and no.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Diving spoon first into my ice cream, loathing my voicemails, and cursing at Jillian Micheals.

Did you have an exciting weekend?
Any weekend with my two imaginative bebe children is exciting. ;)

What did you look like the last time you kissed someone?
Um. Pass. Pass. Pass.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
That would have been today. I was pretty hot over something that ran through my checking account, knowing damned well I was at home all weekend.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
Two. The wind. Flippin' wind ...

How often do you sleep in?
Does sleeping in count as sleeping in if you go to bed earlier than usual the night before?

Still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Sometimes. He's working across country and my ego won't let me admit how wrong I was, so, I keep my contact to small flirtations and limit the conversation to "awkward chat" .. ridiculous, I know. Funny how wishing you could say "I totally screwed us up." always turns into "How are your kids doing?" ... smh.

Within the next 6 months, what are you looking forward to MOST?
Time will tell. :)

What are your plans for tomorrow?
GTL. Ha. I kid. Work. Kids. Trail. Laundry. Tan. Dinner. School. Baths. Bed. *yay*

Are you more of an outspoken person or a quiet one?
Oh. Outspoken. Most definitely outspoken.
I could use a verbal filter, no doubt about it.

Is there anybody you truly hate?
Does occasional consideration of the hiring of a hit man count as hate?

Would you ever consider going to college for the Fashion industry?
No. My jeans and a t-shirt wardrobe wouldn't survive.

Do you enjoy Disney movies?
Of course. I could use a fairy Godmother for sure.

When was the last time you shed a tear?
Oh heavens. It's been a minute. I'm a cold person at times. I'm aware.

What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping. . . but I think I need to start drugging the sandman, so I'm plotting that instead.

What are you craving right now?
A chocolate Dr. Pepper, but I refuse.

Who has been there the most out of your friends?
My mother and Jess. Without a doubt.

Who could you say has seen you at your worse?
My mother.
Hands down.

Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
I forgive, but I have a hard time forgetting.

Is the last person you texted dating you?
No. We talked about it, decided we were better off as friends and didn't cross that bridge. Thankfully so, because he's happily married now. :) and she is absolutely a catch.

 Are you counting down for anything?
The kids coming home tomorrow. The age of spending the night with friends is upon me and I actually dislike it, a very good bit.

What is something you currently want right now?
A winning lottery ticket.
I'm not asking for much, one stinking little piece of paper.
Really.

If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?
California.
Bucket List.

What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
My key chain rack.

Do you think it’s weird for someone to have never tried Coke-a-cola?
If they'd rather not ingest something that can remove battery acid from the battery connectors, I can't much blame them.

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?
Nervous. I'd go anyway though.

Who knows the most about you (besides yourself)?
Jess. Cheyney. My kids.

Do you have a nervous habit? (e.g. biting nails, tapping feet, smoking)
Smoking. Nasty and vile, I know.

Have you ever broken into someone’s house?
NO! My own, yes.

Who was your last text from?
Now? Andrew.

Would/have you ever kiss your best friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
No!

Have you ever had a girl best friend?
Yes. Every girl has one.

What about a boy best friend?
My best guy friend, is the one who knows me better than I know me, I can't penalize him for that. We're too much alike.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
Not at all.

Today did you hug a person you have feelings for?
I hugged my mommy.

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
Mom, Jess, kids, Robert, and an un-named ex I ran into at the gas station... bout it.

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
What am I supposed to do?
 
Is there someone you don’t ever want to be out of your life?
Of course. Everyone is here for a reason.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
No. It's a fault and it continues to allow me to embrace the side of me that (as a friend put it over the weekend) keeps me terminally single.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
OH Heaven's NO!

How often do you drink energy drinks?
Not often at all actually.
 

You’re trapped in a room for 3 days with the person you fell the hardest for, any problems?
Something tells me there'd be no problems at all.

How was your day overall?
Better to worse to best.

Is tanning your thing?
Absolutely.

When was the last time you showered?
Hour ago.

Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Nope. :)

Do you want to be single?
I'm content. I'm too much of a mess to enjoy a relationship for what it is fully valued at - at the present time, given my emotional hang up on the last one that I haven't recovered from yet. Thank you.

When’s the last time you were kissed on the cheek/lips?
Cheek? Three weeks.

When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Today. Commercials tickle me. :)

Who did you last sleep in the same bed with?
My kids. Before that. . . None of your concern.

Last four people to text you?
Andrew, Jess, Carl, Daddy

Last three things you had to drink?
Water, Water, Water.

You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
Script Scroll - Left rib/side - matching the scroll on my lower back - double sided to say love/pain

Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
Yes. ABSOLUTELY HORRID.

Where do you want to live when you grow up?
I'd be content near Norco or Kenner, but I'm probably not going anywhere realistically.

Think back five months ago, were you single?
No.

Does anyone completely understand you?
Hell, I don't even understand me.

It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings who is it?
I'm sure it's someone needing a ride, so I'm sure I'd be calling our new taxi driver. ;)

What do you own with zebra print on it?
Oh. Dear. Sweet. Baby. Jesus. What do I not own with zebra print on it is a better question.

You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
Praying someone is helping me home.

Whats your favorite type of flower?
Magnolias. :)